Thursday, January 28, 2010

Whats Up With The Weather?


Johannesburg - The Vaal Dam is its fullest in 13 years, with 16 open flood gates letting out 2 040m³ of water per second, water affairs officials said on Thursday.
"The most flood gates that we've had open to date were 17 - and that was in the late 80s


The Bloemhof dam's capacity is expected to peak at 117% on February 2
"Communities residing in the vicinity of the Vaal Orange River System are again being warned to stay clear of the river. The department wishes to re-iterate the warning that recreational activities such as canoeing, boating... should not be undertaken until further notice."
Meanwhile, the Mpumalanga water affairs department warned Standerton residents against possible flooding.
"The department... would like to issue a word of special warning to people living in Standerton, around the Grootdraai dam catchment in the Lekwa Municipality to be on full alert, as the sluice gates have been opened to release water.
"The opening of the sluice gates has been necessitated by the heavy downpours with reports of over 100mm in areas close to Morgenzon and 75mm in Predekop as reported on Tuesday night. These heavy downpours have led to the dam rising to 110.1%
Recently the Benoni area was also affected by the dam in the central part also bursting its banks.

These are a couple of the pics that i got sent





The weather patterns around the world are calling for a huge global wake up call. Spare a thought for all those people affected and brace yourself for more to come.


 Haiti has just given the world a taste of whats to come. 


However! When it's so close to home, you really start asking questions.





I am and always will be an optimist. I look at everything with the glass half full theory. The times they are a changing. As South Africans we need to change with them. 


Cheers











Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Terrible Holliday

Every year the same time i take a little trip to a hotel group(quite large) literally on the pillansberg  mountain range. Every year i try to get some golf in and generally chill next to one of about 8 swimming pools. Let me tell you that i am a V.I.P guest, i shall chose to use this term very loosely. I believe that all hotel guests at any hotel should be treated as one.


Never the less, i am one because i spent almost R500k to become one, thus giving me platinum status. Arriving at the hotel i found that my reserved parking was not there, as in GONE! The aircon in the whole hotel was not working. The bar fridge was not working and finally our bed was not turned once. Let me tell you that i totally lost it. All my ranting and raving got me was a miniature wine and three apples.Nice!!!


To top it all off, we were raided by the biggest mofo of a Baboon i have ever laid eyes on. That i quite literally crapped in my pants. You see, without our aircon we would have died of the heat without open windows. Godzilla se moer. This was BIG ,HAIRY  and had a penis the size of johnny wad. This is the reason i shocked him with 4 000 000 volts of  pure stun baton  power. He proceeded to fall and shake his head and look at me thinking" wait DOOS i'm a coming for you. He did and this time my wife was alone in the room.


So yesterday the 12th of January 2010 i phoned the General manager of the whole group to complain and he returned my call today informing me to look out for the post. Well i will wait , and i will keep you posted.

p.s Thanks Ayanda and Joe for going the extra mile.\
p.s.s The wave pool wasn't even working
p.s.s.s Sun City now officially sucks balls.


Cheers